Voicemail

[whenshewasnice]

This is Nat's voicemail. I'm busy, so leave a message after the tone.

BEEP.

You've reached Envy. Speak.

BEEP.

Comments

[necroslacker]

Well, Sam had been attempting to leave a voicemail for Natalie but he'd gotten rudely blinked out of existence.

Oops.

Crazy Phone Day

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"Daddy? It's me. Can you check if my letter from Standford came yet? Because it's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really --"

CLICK.

Phone day!

[throughaphase]

[From here]

"Okay, okay, I get it. I have a name everyone and their mother can make fun of. You're not funny!"

Crazy Phone Day, Text Message, Auto Correct!

[angelo_wings]

I'm as to tired all this pass herewith. You should come over and GB naked.

(original message: I'm so tired of all this paperwork. You should come over and get naked. Ran it through autocorrect myself via sloppy Swype!)

[dollpocalypse]

There was really no good reason for Topher to have Natalie's number.

Also, Topher was drunk.

So... those were two important facts.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW i dont think you and k8 are the same anymore. ALSO im glad youve never punched me because ow.

[dollpocalypse]

This drunk text was short and simple and even spelled correctly! Imagine that.

teach me how to meta?

[whenshewasnice]

Natalie squinted at her phone.

No. Are you drunk again?

[dollpocalypse]

very

So, that settled that.

please?

[whenshewasnice]

No. You either have the ability or you don't. So I couldn't even if I wanted to.

Yes, she was implying she didn't want to.

[dollpocalypse]

you never know what you can do until you try

Don't quote kindergarten teachers, Topher.

also im really smart soooooooo

[whenshewasnice]

Irrelevant. It's beyond you.

[dollpocalypse]

my feelings are hurt, Topher informed her solemnly.

[whenshewasnice]

You texted me.

What did you expect, Topher?

[dollpocalypse]

i see how it is

Did he? Did he really?

[whenshewasnice]

Ooh! Natalie could answer that!

I really don't think you do.

[dollpocalypse]

no no i see many things i am an insightful kind of guy

Really?

[whenshewasnice]

No. You're just drunk.

[dollpocalypse]

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Then, a few minutes later:

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[whenshewasnice]

Excellent argumentation there. (In case your alcohol-addled brain can't tell, that's sarcasm.)

[dollpocalypse]

OH yeah i TOTALLY dont know sarcasm

That won you no points, Topher.

i think you are being mean

[whenshewasnice]

And to think this was her humouring you, Topher.

So?

[dollpocalypse]

idk i always get yelled at when im being mean

It was true!

[whenshewasnice]

You could also get yelled at for texting people while drunk.

She was so nice to point that out.

I don't even know what I owe this honour to. I'm not Peter.

[dollpocalypse]

peter doesnt like me anymore.

That was a bit of a leap. Also, had he ever, really?

[whenshewasnice]

Peter likes very few people.

She was pretty sure at this point that she was one of them, but she didn't feel the need to say that.